you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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