just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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