apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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