dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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