...so i touched it.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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