ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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