I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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