So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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