eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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