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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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