So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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