with your own penis?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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