At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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