I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
