apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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