If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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