I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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