Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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