I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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