He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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