White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
