The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I pour the whiskey from now on
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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