Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
