people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
im six kinds of drunk right now
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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