i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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