She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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