If i come over, it means nothing
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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