Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she smelled like a LAN party
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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