Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Girls should come with a carfax report
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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