You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
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She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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