R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
