I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Help. Why am I so naked?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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