Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
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he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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