called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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