he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Someone signed my nipple.
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