Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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