Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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