Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
P.S. I can't hear my feet
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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