I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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