I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
