When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I have post one night stand depression
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