i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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