I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I believe in your delicious
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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