Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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