Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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