i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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