i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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