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My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Someone shattered a urinal.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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