I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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