You work out of a Hotel?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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