The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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