batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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