If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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