I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize
