That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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